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Great flash appreciator. Since a few months I pass all my time on Newgrounds XD I'm not an animator, but I do my best to make helpful review :)
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But I thought it lacked something. Sure, it is great, nice parody and stuff, but the original Left 4 Speed had a much better pace, the jokes went fast, there was some music, now it was a bit long, without much original jokes. I know, I know, you all rate it ten and stuff and you'll want me dead, but seriously, there could have been so MANY jokes to make about it, much better ones, and since you are a really talented artist, I guess you could do a much better job out of it. It felt really botched to me.
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But may i point out something? It's really weird when you guys make flash in french, using like google translation, it's kinda lame... I mean there are so much mistakes! it's still funny though, I guess it adds to the thing ;)
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Controls ARE original. But they suck all the same. It's really awkard to use them and we don't get used to them quickly enough to get into the game. It's a nice attempt, and maybe you can do something out of it, I don't know, maybe your character could FOLLOW the mouse, at least you could get back. I know it's supposed to be a concept, you probably thought about all of those things I say, I don't mean to insult your intelligence sir, but maybe you made the wrong decision about the gameplay,
Otherwise, quite nice arts and music and all.
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Yeah, i tried after being pissed, and nope, you even failed at exploding my car. It's a bit pretentious to mention GTA in the subtitle, but I think NG is doing it so no blame :)
Has potential.... but it seems it was made in like.... 1995. Improve that.
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The average every day normal sidescroller-brawler, it is awesome, have nice medals, keep going :)
and thanks for the stuck buttons, now I will be able to play that damn Dragon Boy! In pop-up mode, it works better too!
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and it's fucking hilarious! XD Here, just to upset him: religion is for fags who need comfort. Be religious if you want, but don't get on other people nerves, they don't give a fuck about your convictions. Seriously, I'd respect it more if you kept it to yourself.
And about the game, yeah, well it's better than the last one, seriously. You improved it, that's nice.
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I played your game before, it was great :P
But now, I don't know if it's the medals or only my keyboard, but there's that recurent glitch with the keys being sticky... you know, he starts running in a direction, jumping endlessly, things like that that became really unnerving. Just to express it, if there's a way to fix it, that's all, you didn't lose points :) It is a great game.
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And the animation is kinda freak :)
Fun, no big deal, congratulations, etc. :)
(I like big responses, I'd be disapointed with a "lol k. <3" give me some loooooooove!)
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I like it, truly, i love the concept, want to evolve my dragon and bash waves of ennemies, but two things REALLY piss me off. First of all, I DON'T KNOW if it is my damn keyboard being fucked up with flash, but your game is one that gets sticky keys. It's not a lag, my character just keeps moving in a single direction, I gotta press the same key again and again to prevent it from running into a bunch of ennemy or to make him go toward the reviver. It even does it with the inventory key. That ruined it for me. Talking of glitchs, when I start a new game, my gold disapear. All that cherished gold, traded for a big bunch of items, all gone, always. Damn frustrating
Last of my complaints is the blacksmith. What a fucking douche: his roses would cost me 60 bucks, but I can't sell mine for over 5 bucks? Man! And what's it with the fee to check out his randomly renewed stuff?! I know, i know. When I've beat the first world, his message changed and told me something like "he, I'm getting used to see ya around" it sounded like MAYBE later he'll change his goddamned politics or something, but seriously, it pisses me off to replay levels over and over to get stuff that I don't need, to sell it, to check if AT LAST I can buy something useful to protect me from the boss, and discover that my fucking fee just ripped me off of the two damn gold piece I needed to buy the damn thing.
I sound like an asshole, I know, but I hated the game for that.
I DID love it for its originality, simple gameplay, addictive upgrades. The graphics weren't the worst, but could be improved, and music is fun. I don't see a clear plotline yet, and I will keep playing (it got me addicted that bad, yeah), but it would me much more enjoyable if the controls were not so annoying (and so was the BLACKSMITH!)
So this is it, I don't know if you are able to improve these points, maybe it's just my computer and all (which I kinda doubt anyway) but it would make that game a real masterpiece. Keep up the work and do other fantastic game! (cuz yeah, it is great, it only has major, recurent problems.)
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Toss the Turtle WAS a really good game. But nope, this one ain't even fun, i got to agree with mortechai13, it is bad. I am sorry, but he, that's a madness guy running in a square to punch people. Everything is gray and ugly.... the weapons are nice though, wich gives you the two points.
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