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[TOFU3]

Confused

I've watched TofuTwo, then Tofu3, and now I see I didn't miss much by skipping Tofuzilla. Not that it's bad, no, it's short, I mean, it is not THAT relevent to the story.
I must say that it leaves me confused, I'm not sure if it is really good or just technically good. The first two movies consisted of fights with monsters, apparently controlled by people inside them. At the end of the second one, I think, the character find his own self inside one of the tofuzilla, right? But then, the third one comes along and fuck everything, raping simple logic. I saw Star Trek last week, and I always hated the time travel concept... you made a "then" then a "now" which are confusing, but I think I was messed up because I didn't watch this one and the other one was so far away in my memory...... so correct me if I'm wrong there: He goes see the oracle, who sends him on a quest. He climbs on the tofu trees, walk to the X on the map, and the yellow tofuzilla comes out (Tofuzilla) then he beat the shit out of it, he eats it, then the PURPLE tofuzilla comes out, they have some fight I don't remember with the character getting inside his own tofuzilla, and he ends up finding the dead body (himself) inside another tofuzilla or a wall or something, I don't remember... (TofuTwo) Back to Tofu3, the "Now" part, he punch the shit out of the weird guy and get back to the oracle, who sends him time travelling with a disguise (as weird guy) and Tofu capsule (which I assume transform them into tofuzillas) he mess up, so basically he sends a capsule somewhere back in time. Now, the oracle want him to go back again, but before he does, some white giant tofuzilla appears?

Now I predict there's a fucked up story with the disguise such as the weird guy being himself and in the end, he kills himself like 3 time throughout the whole story.... I think you should stick to fighting scenes for our mental wellfare, but you really got talent so go on doing these flash.

[Boogley Bus Stop]

I suggest spaghettis

But I seriously found your movie interesting. It was kinda... cute, in a way.

TheBoogley responds:

how many spaghetties should I have, maybe I should eat it with some sheeps :3

[Baby Baboon]

In love with you

It seems Wonchop is recently working with TheWeebl, and I don't know who is exactly responsible for THIS thing, but no matter who's got the credit, I LOVE IT!
Yeah, there's been poor ones in the past, nothing will be like Melons or Crabs (or even this one with the Cucumbers and Pandas), but oh, this one is so OUTSTANDING! Your work is awesome, I should download it all and put it on my computer, you know, video and music and all. Is there a place where I can actually do this? At the time I'm writing this, the movie probably made the loop about 20 times and I'm still virtually cumming all over my screen because it causes such a emotional orgasm to watch that heavenly blessed cartoon.

I didn't get David Firth answer's on one of my best review, but you're like in the parthenon of my favorite Newground's artists, so I look forward for an answer from you.

Serious notes: after a while, the sound seem to be desynchronised from the movie.... like, the text from "Baby bah OOH OOH" come early than the song... but I may have watched it too much.

I know you probably dislike "request" like these, but how about making one about chair's leg? I noticed that you now tend to do your sketch exclusively about animals, which starts to be unoriginal.... I didn't think Blimp was awesome, but all the same, it was a change... Brazil and Profiterole were a step on the right path, I believe.

Love,
me

[Sad Larry]

I'm really sorry

I desperately try to like your cartoons, it's well drawn, well acted, the characters are nice and all, but that punchline was awful... I mean, it's overdone, the "fuck it you piss me off and throw his meal in the face". I fell in love with the Hard Way, but I must say that your two last shorts lacked humour, I'll say again that it feels empty, you lack something, music maybe, something that would bring the punch more efficiently....

I really hope you'll do something really awesome next time! Sorry for ruining the fun, I'm sure I'll get bad reviews or something because I'm not madly in love with your popular stuff, but I think you really got talent and maybe you'll take my criticism.

[Doctor's Visit]

Not bad, not bad

But I think "The Hard Way" was really better. This one wasn't hilarious... except for the lava bucket thing. but the rest was a bit "empty". Anyway, I love your style, so go on doing these flash, they are short and sweet :)

["Strange Fruit"]

Shocked

I became so sad from watching this... the song is full of sarcasm and really, really touches me. It goes so deep inside of me, yeah, I almost shed a tear too, it was really THAT impressive. The song fits perfectly the dark animation. You deserve more than frontpage.

[Pepsi Advertisement]

funny

the letter animation was cool ^^ and the story quite okay :)

[Hammer 'n' Sickle]

Communism

Why does nobody likes communism! It's about sex!

[The Hard Way]

Funny as hell!

Drawings are awesome, the voice are perfect, the joke is randomly delicious. 10 out of 10.