Malade12's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cardiac Snowdrift]

Very fun

It is a really simple concept, but your valentine cards are what makes it worth it. I'm a fan of your videos, and particularly the Valentine Zombie Special, so I was very happy when I finally unlocked it :)

A suggestion: It's a bit unclear as to how unlock the cards. I still lack the Girl, the Star and the.... Sad robot-creature. Thing is, they don't often pop-up, and I would like a lot to see these cards too! ^.^ You should make them less random or something.

[20 Seconds to DIE]

Wait.. this isn't a game!?

Just kidding, pretty neat animations, most of them were refreshing for the genre of stickfight, which originality seems to be pretty depleted by know. The yoyo and beard were sweet, and of course the math trick was clever.

[No Time to Explain]

Pure Brien Genius :)

As usual, you deliver a terribly funny adn wacky product with interesting gameplay and story! Quick and effective! Music is driving, arts are neat (except for the extending crab arm), a little short but pretty good.

Only little downside is that controls are a bit hard to use, but maybe it's just me using Explorer that made the mouse button sticky or something.

Good job!

[Binary]

wiiiiii

Pretty complicated when you're drunk.................. but a fine puzzle... I finished the first left core, but i left after the right..... right?

anyway, good game, I,ll give it another try sober, seem pretty nice, good music, challenging while not impossible, etc....

[Sift Heads 5]

Loads of glitches

Ok... the "full version" on your other website, I think it is stupid. Anyway, I went there, and the game was as horrible: I'm a big fan of your serie, but it is going down: often there is no hint to find who you need to shoot (the thugs in the restaurant) when it is the BASIS of stickman sniping, knowing about the behaviour and all... but that's not the most annoying

The worst part is the glitch: I've found some and I'm going to tell you about 'em, but there's probably more. The drug deal with the helicopter: when you shoot the guy, it says mission complete, but then, by clicking continue, i restart it. I have to fail, THEN abort the mission. Fortunately, it recorded, so it's not the worst. but here comes the second one. Blow Smoke, the mission where you have to kill the snipers: I get 5 outta six, nothing happen, I understand. i can't abort, so I click Career, then continue, so the walking bystander restart, I shoot him, I fail, I abort. No sweat yet. But when I finally replay it and find the last sniper, no "mission complete" and so I'm stuck there.

Last glitch is that with some sniper rifles, I can't aim or reload on some occasion, which are not so obvious for me yet... the beretta is often my last resort to kill even distant targets...

To sum up my opinion: you have a good serie, but now you all put the efforts on superficial features and makes it too much centered on the walking around and gunning instead of the actual thinking when it comes to pick your targets efficiently... it's just gun blazing, getting people before they get you... try upgrading the old instead of experimenting new ways of playing (didn't play much the Sift Heads World yet... but it looks much complicated with all the characters... again)

Finally, I sound all bad and mean, but the graphics are hot, the gameplay is still good (except for the glitches), the investigating parts are not so bad (I'm just complaining they took over the tactical sniping parts) and I am truly sorry not to be able to complete the game, it looked promising.

[The Life Of A Pacifist...]

I get the point

I understand the message, being against violence and all, how senseless sometimes are the videogames, but it was plain boring. Yeah, the progressive decay of the characters was special, but that was it, I felt like the cat lady was a real pussy (no pun intended) and that there was no story whatsoever, no context nor explanation, and your choices in the dialogue did not seem to have ANY incidence on the rest of the game...

So 4 for the effort and graphics and "message"..... minus one for the damn annoying music. I think the frontpage made me expect a little more, sorry...

[Save the Goons]

Yeah me too...

But might be because Im fucking drunk..... I got first shot to level 8 though (no typo... eight!!!!) then i died and started from 8..... funny?

[Orvil's Point and Clicker]

Quite funny!

The character was simple, but awesome. The voice acting were formidable, with a lovely british-or-something accent! Options were funny, too, but sadly I often made the right choice and wanted to see all the bad ones...

It's a shame you think it is crude, i think you have some of the funniest characters I've seen in a while! :)

[Mario Star Scramble 2]

Not horrible

You know all the good points. What I didn't like was: no challenge, really easy, lost few lives on the boss, but only there. It's pretty short (good for me in this case...)
It's a good game for kids, but there's nothing special about that game, it's alwats the same pattern over and over..

[I wanna be the flash game]

Really liked it

But there are lots of flaws.... I think about the controls, which are unresponsive.... the double jump is not working three quarters of the time and I often fall through platforms, which can't transport you, you have to run to follow them, which is awkward. I guess it was intented, but it's too much a challenge and becomes annoying rather than enjoyable.

The other problem I've encountered so far was the music... a mute button please? or at least don't make it repeat over each time you die! It's a pain in the ear to hear always the same two bars of music before dying, hearing the damn guitar riff than the music agian...

Except for that, the concept is awesome, pretty much like The Unfair Platformer, that goes straitght into my favorite, I definitely want to beat it :)