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Excellent

Deep and cool and all, I love it, but only ONE complaint: in the Explore The Uknown Campaign, I reached the last level and fear to quit before I beat it because I assume I will not be able to continue that game (if I can, I don't know how) so a continue feature on the random campaign could be useful... I gotta life you know xD can't pass Portal Jump Hard...

Anyway, a true McMillen Game

Not bad

I am not taking it too seriously, but I didn,t enjoy it much: when you do a brutal, violent-for-no-reason game, make sure you make it complete and exploit it at its full potential. I mean, it was SHORT, it was a little pointless (no quest, no objective, no anything, simply two little minigame) and there was so much efforts put into the title design and music (nice use of Left4Dead sounds, by the way :P ) I was a little disapointed when I realized that the game was... just that.

Good idea, but I've seen better flashgames from PopBrain, seriously.... we see the influence of sifthead, but it's more like the crappy one with the car chase that you reproducted here.

Awesome

But some annoying details persist: No Pause during boss battles? What the fuck? I mean, what's the point anyway, I got better things to do than keeping at it, you know...

There are still a few problems with medals I believe, but that's probably just newgrounds.

Won't downrate cuz my cpu's shit

it looks like a damn great game, but controls are buggy... like not LAGS, but sticky keys, some key irresponsive, debugging them necessite tapping all keys at the same time, and you seem to encounter that problem very often if you even TELLS us to change the settings. I don't get how a simple sidescroller (i didN't manage to beat the tutorial, to be honest) can need so much information uploaded and memory and shit like that that I don't understand. Anyway, I'll give it a try on kongregate.

Pseudolonewolf responds:

This is probably caused by using Internet Explorer... That thing has all kinds of problems, and usually when people report things like that switching to an actually DECENT browser works.

Fantastic game

I love it. Simple concepts. Awesomes upgrades. artwork is splendid. Music gets annoying, but you have mute buttons so THANK YOU :) I see you put so much effort in it, always upgrading it, it's delightful to play, earning more little medals and things, and with the 5hrs of playtime bonus to my cannon (yeah, I was addicted, totally) I now shoot my little turtle so far I don't touch the ground before a good 2 millions feets. As everybody says, there are serious issues with the big bird. Before, if I hit it on top or below, it made me bounce at fast speed, but now, I think It's because of hitting it from front, the turtle freeze in mid-air and there's pratically no escape.(except flying spikes). For such issues, a Suicide button could come handy to avoid losing our score and collect money.

You are doing a fantastic job with that game, hope you can upgrade it instead of making a poor sequel, because I love spending my leftover money on new guns and things, the data transfer seems to work really well so why not use it a little more?

Go on working on that, it's friggin good!

Liked the humor

But I'm still waiting for the weather... really.

Great game indeed

But there are some dramatic mistakes that need correction: the jumping control is awful: you can't jump straight, you can't control its length, I often fell into holes using this move. This leads to my other point: the pits. Instant kill, no respawn, combined with the jumping skills of the barbarian, it means big trouble.

If not for that, I'd give a ten out of ten, it is really good and you really improved the demo version here.

Good good

Took me awhile to understand that there was no end... really surprised when the first change occured.

I may interprete it this way: don't try to make people acting or thinking like you, because they will always make you different. or somthing like that.

Graphics are so cool

But yeah, i won't elaborate too much: camera and gameplay are kaka. too slow running, awful aimaing, etc.... it's already said under my review.

Not bad, really

But control are really awful, they are slow and not easy to use. I preferred Armed with wings... plus, the red orb thing seem impossible and the boss fight was really hard... like, too much, there wasn't any red orb around.

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