Malade12's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dodgeman 2!]

well done!

Simple game, fun, you added a "goal" thing that made the game quite interesting, fun musics and not so crappy sound effects. bravo!

[Adventure Al]

It's just above ok

The idea is decent.
The gameplay is above shit.
The sound is decent too.
The lag made me really angry, and I was about to do an evil review... but I found it enough addicting to play through all the game, so it would be hypocrite to say it was so bad.
One thing was really shocking: you're dialogues aren't funny, and vulgar. If the comments had some kind of humour in it, maybe I'd laugh, but "That diamond is big, big as my cock" said with no emotion, and "my nipples are..." twice, man, that's not even funny, it's juste dumping more shit on the nice game it was in the beginning.
Also, the whips sucks since it ABSOLUTELY makes you swing to the left in the first place. As everybody, you hit a wall and pew, you,re dead.
There was a lot of glitch. The spawning thing, like in the lava or above the level, and under it... at least you got a working reset button

That game really upset me because it was a really great game with a lot of awful mistakes that ruined it. Improve it next time.

[Psai]

It's acceptable

There's no timer, so you never know when you're gonna run out of time, which add realism but a flaw in utility. I'm know trying to do the safe enigma, but even with the walkthrough it's so hard to do. You got one try, and if you don't do it correctly, you're dead. Come on, if you have like 30 second per level, why do such an hard and messy thing? It's not even challenging, it's a waste of time. And you can't find it by yourself, if not by multiple attempt that ruins the game.

These are my only complaints, because the graphics were nice, and the idea of cutting your chains and rope while searching how to escape was intelligent.

Ho, for the safe thing: in the walkthrough, it's confusing because you say "turn it to the right" but actually, you use the left arrow for that, so I'm not sure wether it's the arrow or the "clockwise" they mean.

[Fatherhood The Game]

It's not bad

but it sure is.... quite unoriginal. Two minigames that were boring as hell. I didn't have any fun playing it, and I quit trying the sperm thing because destroying both my ears and my keyboard didn't sound like a great idea to me.
Arts are ok.
The food thing was easy adn the controls smooth.
In fact, you made the best you could with a poor and limited idea, I guess.

I don't see why it made frontpage, but he, it's not as if you asked for it.

[Red Code]

It is a good game

Simple, fun, smooth graphics, it is true that the improvement aren't really noticeable.

For the guy with an extremely long review... Fuck you, too. Man, what are you expecting from a flash game? What you describe is a fucking 360 game! Be realistic, comments are sure appreciated, but what, 1 for that game? You're fucking blind, my man.. When you give a bad score because you can't only mute music and sfx at the same time, you got a problem.

What I think is that you got a lot of improvement suggested (eh, the author, take note of them!) but it is not because you got tons of ideas that would make that game so big it would be impossible to host online and a care for every single fucking detail (sorry for the swear, but I'm a bit annoyed by your review). I've seen worse game than that, this one is great, simple, and it is not because "it could be better" that you give it a 1/10.

Yes, the game could use some of your ideas. You got too much of them. Do a fucking game like that and we'll se, alright?

[Different Poo Types]

I'm the one who jam the plumbery at home..

And I'm not sure you made the one that rips your ass when it comes out, leaving it sore. It looks kinda ugly, like a bubbly rock, you know, lots of protuberance...

[NG Level Icon Maker]

Awesome

But there's a few glitches when I used some items such as the ram head or other kind of hilt: the item itself can't be deleted if I don't press twice the garbage, which erase all my hard work (that I made like 3 times XD) I finnaly made it, I'm going to put that in :)

[IncrediBots]

It's really cool

It is a really good and complete game, but way too complex for the average newgrounder. It's like we program the game ourselves XD But even if I hadn't the patience to get through the fifth training level, I must say that it's really a nice idea and it was nicely done!

[Escape from Scientology 2]

Ok game

It was fun to play... you had a lot of space in the inventory for absolutely nothing, it was short...

But what's it about racism? That ain't racist, it's only making fun of a made up "religion" or whatever kind of cult scientology is. It's not a race like black people or asian or any other nationalities, it's a goddamn group. As far as I know, you're not born "scientologist" as a Christian or a Jewish kid would, there's no discrimination when you make fun of a group where people subscribe on their own.

[Retardo and the IronGolem]

I agree with Jashugan

Newgrounds's not a kid site. Pencil kid is probably.
Yeah, a bit disturbing, but it's quite suitable for warned people, and I think as soon as it's written somewhere "Contain mild violence" or something.
For the title retardo, well, people who are mentally retarder could be offended and young kids could obtain a nasty vocabulary there, but as I say, for teenagers and young adult, the term "retard" won't really shock anyone who says "fuck".

Yes, it's a bit gory and vulgar for a kid's game. But it is still well done and not excessive for a more mature/warned public.