Malade12's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bad Hair]

Are they pubes?

And did the second guy below me said that you could smoke coke?

I'm so puzzled right now...

Gotta hit my head on a tree

I'll be right back

(ok, I had one of these random moments.... I don't wanna erase it!)

Great movie.

[The Legend of David 4]

Well done

You seem to be the star of this week, bravo!
I revised my judgement about your parodying style: the two last episode are definitely more actions movie, and you appear to make a story evolve pretty well in it. Kinda like a fan fiction, taking parts of the original story and some you add. Until today, you kept funny and inexpected things (like the head blowing up or the post sign on the castle door) but in this chapter you seem to have become completely serious about that.

The camera angle are really creative, you have great idea, and the arts were improved since the first one! Ganon, Malon and Sheik (in the 3d) were really well designed. But the animation is a bit botched, you seem to have difficulties to graphicaly show the good stuff you see in your head.

Still the voice, but everything's about that is in my review to the 3rd chapter (annoying, badly shows who the character's personnality).

A remark about the text, though: There was more talk in this movie than in the others, and I don't know if it is the voices or simply the text, but it didn't feel as epic as it should, it doesn't fit the animation epicness and the epic music (yes, that's pretty epic). The dialogue is a bit "cliché" sometimes like "I don't think so... I know it!" It can be great if you have the good voice, but it can be really lame if you got David's voice...

So go on and make other stuff, make sure to improve your skills, though, because you could be a really great animator!

[The Legend of David 3]

Still good

This one didn't really have jokes, it was more about action, so I found it less funny.
And the review below me bring me to another point: the voice.

I've noticed that David had a weird accent, well in fact everyoby in your animation has an annoying voice. My opinion is that in your next flash (don't change David though) when you make a parody or something, having a more human voice helps to stick to the action (i get lost with his voice) and you identify yourself to the charcater (or something like that, yeah..). In the parody, if the character is overreacting, it becomes more funny: there's an explosion and big monsters appear, and all David says is "what weeeez that?" with his flat voice and then he fights them without asking anything. I think you tried to make fun of Zelda in that serie, and maybe you got off the style a little bit.

Anyway, even if its different from the first and second chapter, it's still good, but you may improve the quality a whole lot.

[Dog Of Man]

True David Firth

Yesterday, I watched the first episode of Burnt Face Man (I don't know if you actually made it, but I know it came from fat-pie.com ) and I was wondering if you'd made another Salad Finger soon.
That entirely statisfied me because it is exactly the same creepy atmosphere, the random acts yet totally assumed: you got the power of making something weird have sense. Plugging a dog to make it talk through a hair-drier-shaped speaker, it sounded almost natural to me. The way he rips his skin to put some seeds to grow a tumour! By the way, when he was in the store, I was really wondering WHAT would he chose, as it mattered as much as the plot of a Stephen King book (yes, that's the only great author I could quote... well, the only one I read)

The only..... surprising thing (because it wasn't disapointing, when I'm thinking about it, since I had no idea that it would be such a great movie when I clicked "Dog of man") is the parts were he's dismembering the dog, then itself. It was grosser than your actual stuff since there was violence and pouring blood. That surprised me because actually, I'm not sure it's fitting the style of the animation, you were pretty good without violence (you know, Salad Finger hurting his finger on a hook was pretty much the worst you did)
But as I see the unfolding of it, I think it was not much paid for such an ending :)

One question, though: after he cut off his head (which makes the action really more impressive), he's dead, basicly? If it is the case, who cut his other limbs?
The mutant bonzai tree?

Keep up the good work.

And for RoadViper below me, I suggest you strongly to watch the Salad Fingers movie, if you're a bit more open-minded that you appear to be, because it's violence free, still a bit sick, but a real delight. The music is 10 times more powerful than in this movie. You should watch a bit the work of David Firth, because it's really worth the lil' effort we got to do as watchers and appreciator. It's not as if we all could do that kind of animation, huh?

[The Legend of David 1]

A bit like any other parodies...

this one was quite funny, but there is funnier stuff than that, seriously.
Your drawings weren't really showing the emotions of the characther, though they were pretty appropriate for the crazy faces, like when the spider squirts on him.
The voices were awful, sorry.
Some animations were pretty cool, even if they were not really well scynhronized.. I mean, the "camera" angle were good, or movement (as he get his hand in the treasure chest). It was a good idea, but not always well done.

But I think it is a good try, and I long to see the other four movies.

[COGS OF WAR 2]

We're gonna ride WHAT?

A dick of course.
Great graphics. Jokes weren't that funny, though, you may want to improve the style because it has a dumbass and repetitive voice but its not a "crazy dumbass character" movie. What the fuck is that? whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Maaaaaan what the shit the fuck is that thing? whaaaaaaaaaaat? mhumhum (cry-baby voice of the black guy)

I'm gonna watch the first one now

[A Rhino's Stomach]

Nice!

but the monkey was so goddamn frustrating I wished he got his head bruttaly squashed by the rhino's hoof.

grabbelfant responds:

Noooh maybe the hoof of the rhino would brake or something, I think the Rhino's connections can handle this situation perfectly

[Me Bill]

Nice animation

The drawings were awesome, the mad medic was really creepy :P
The meaning I saw: Reflect of society were the individualism and personnal creativity is rejected and making us robot. When someone gets out of the line drawn by the society, we try to get it out of him.

Whatever the meaning is, you just FEEL it's meaningful and there's a lesson to learn. Great job

[Metal Gear Awesome 2.5]

I thougt I was the dumbass

who thought It was Egoraptor, but fortunately it is said that I didn't do any comments on it XD Glad I didn't make that mistake... 8-)

Funny. The clown's cool, and the music too.... one or two jokes that were funny enough. Not an AWESOME movie, but still a fun thing! XD

[Squigo 2]

Wonderful!

The ending... the magic touch to that flash! ^^