Malade12's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[5 Steps to Seem Smarter]

Well...

it's way too long, you got the time to get bored. More punch jokes would be appreciated. And there was just 3 steps, huh? Vocabulary, Mystery, and How to wear the glasses (xD) ?

Anyway, the graphics are perfect, and a good idea, great job.

["A Slice of the Action"]

OH MY GOD!

I think it's you who made Chuck's New Tux, ain't it? Anyway, it's so damn UNEXPECTED! XD I loved that! XD MAKE MORE! :P

[Calvin and Hobbes]

Cool

I'm a fan of Calvin & Hobbes too (why would I post here if it wasn't the case?) and I think that until the box sequence, it's perfect. I don't know why, I don't feel the box is the most renown "Calvin-thing" in the comic. You should've put the snowsled, the handcart or the snowball fight with suzie, something like that XD
Point two, it's an abrupt ending that lead nowhere. Just a "Calvin and Hobbes" appearing and then "replay" (it would be nice featuring an appearing animation, plus Calvin and Hobbes getting into the screen, something like that)
Last point: the music doesn't fit, it lack some punch. And maybe sound-effects would be welcomed, it's like watching a mute movie with an annoying music (try Charlie Chaplin with a Heavy Metal soundtrack).

If not for these little points, in my opinion, it is great :) nice idea and all.

[Brian's Got A Problem]

Oh shit

I waited all the gay talk only to see a guy with a bleeding anus? That's a bit retard, I must say, it's not the kind of humour I'd expect to see on the front page. That kind of stuff is funny sometimes. This time it was not. Sorry. I'd rather see again the Don Hertzfeld show on Youtube. THAT'S a fun Anus Bleeding animation XD

[Wacky Pod Races]

Pretty ok

It was fun, but long.

[Haunted House of Terror]

pretty nice

Still cool, but a bit less than the two first ones (bette than the third, in my opinion). The only GOOD joke was the TV transformed into a Hair-thing, because the girl of The Ring (or the circle, I don't know what's the original title beside "Le Cercle" in french XD) has sure creepy hair.

[Pianist on the Way]

Huh...

Not bad, you know, I think the guy who made this is professional, that's exactly the kind of japanese show you could see on TV, and (like the guy below me said) it doesn't appear to be made with flash. But I got bored, japanese stuff kills me, no fun there. Still good work, I think, technically.

[Toaster-Hand Man]

WOW!

That's definitely a ten out of ten, five on five! That was a funny movie^^
Keep going! I want more!

[The Lonely Castle Crasher]

Haha

Haha, What Luck, he had a banana!
Crash your castle all night long... berk...

LAVAGASM responds:

Yea, he had a Banana +20 Heath!

[Iron Manhood]

Not bad

But the voices were unclear, so I didn't get the cock joke: is he trying to upgrade his dick or did he just cut off his penis? oO